Monday, February 15, 2010

Post Mortem with Mick Garris

In this premiere webcast, presented in five segments, Mick Garris interviews Oscar-winning hair-raiser Rick Baker, most recently responsible for Benicio del Toro's makeup as THE WOLFMAN. Quality hosting by Mr. Nice Guy, who takes a more conversational/less intrusive-interrogative approach, and handsomely produced and directed by Mr. Even Nicer Guy, my pal Perry Martin. Check it out.

Monday, February 01, 2010

First Look: VIDEO WATCHDOG #155

For full details and a four-page, click-to-enlarge free sample, see the Coming Soon area of our website.

Friday, January 22, 2010

"At the moment, all films are crawling with quotations!"

Silvia Sorrente, and Michel Lemoine somehow looking away from her, in SIN ON THE BEACH.

That's just one of the many great lines of dialogue to be found in Something Weird Video's English-dubbed DVD-R of José Bénazéraf's SIN ON THE BEACH [L'éternité pour nous, 1961]. Here are 14 others:
2. "Improbability always appeals to women."
3. "It's a fact: something is always happening."
4. "When you're hitching lifts, all men are disgusting."
5. "If you mistake my piano for a divan, they [the customers] will mistake my dancefloor for a bed."
6. "All women take off their clothes. Few are applauded for it."
7. "Love! In this house, it's an obsession!"
8. "I'm being absurd. I guess it goes to prove one can't keep news of death to oneself."
9. "What's important is to move. You know? Move!"
10. "You have to hurt yourself to love someone."
11. "The marvelous immodesty of young lovers, it's so very moving!"
12. "That's not blackmail; that's just mendacity."
13. "Men always end up by confessing, especially when we pretend we aren't interested."
14. "One wishes for a great destiny and all one gets is a little song."
15. "You don't kiss madmen -- you lock 'em up!"
The dubbing, performed by familiar voices, is amusingly philosophic and over-the-top, like a Grove Press novel run amok, while the movie itself is almost abstractly alluring. There's Michel Lemoine, with his astonished Siamese cat's face... Silvia Sorrente, an hourglass of maddening flesh... and a story involving a murder that occurs offscreen, which keeps rewriting itself until the viewer loses all concern with who killed whom and feels himself chasing a dream along three parallel strips of grey -- sky, sea and sand -- all long dead.
Running 65:34, SWV's DVD-R contains no credits (apart from "Stanley Borden Presents") and clocks approximately 20m shorter than the uncut version released on DVD in France two years ago by K Films. Though the continuity is choppy, it's likely that the English-dubbed version was always at least a reel shorter than the original length, and chances of a better quality copy of this English dub are highly unlikely.